You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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