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but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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(604): View more from British Columbia

i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.

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(503): View more from Oregon

24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.

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That's not a bad idea, actually...

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(708): View more from Illinois

i dedicated my morning wood to you.

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(415): View more from California

And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.

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(509): View more from Washington

We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.

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(314): View more from Missouri

my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked

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