yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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