her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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