She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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