butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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