Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I need to align my fucking chakras
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
