Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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