i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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