my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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