yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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