And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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