At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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