Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
