What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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