To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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