Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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