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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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