We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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