is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Randomize
