Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
please come you make the beer taste better
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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