YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish you could order shots online.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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