1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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