Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
