i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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