you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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