It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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