Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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