i think my mom watched the whole time
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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