Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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