On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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