C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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