frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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