just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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