The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
