READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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