Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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