Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
