new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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