Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You pole danced in your parka.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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