I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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