Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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