ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
