He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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