Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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