i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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