We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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