So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
