Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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