You're so nebulous sometimes
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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