since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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