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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands

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(954): View more from Florida

Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.

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(425): View more from Washington

I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.

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(315): View more from New York

Be careful, there is sex in the air.

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