Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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