Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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