I want to walk on stilts...naked
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i love accidental penises.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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