6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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